

Josh: Why are you in such a hurry? Drake: 'Cause I want Aunt Catherine's beach house, bad. Josh: I wonder if Drake hates Aunt Catherine as much as I do. Drake and Josh: Aunt Catherine's getting married! Josh: I mean, who wants to get married at 89 years old? Drake: You know, Josh and I disagree on a lot of stuff, but I bet he hates Aunt Catherine just as much as I do. from people she doesn't even know well! Josh: Oh, and get this. Mean to the bone! Josh: Something's not right about Aunt Catherine.

Josh: She's not nice! Drake: She is mean. Drake: Have you ever met my Great Aunt Catherine? No? Well, hey. The Wedding Josh: So, me and Drake have this Great Aunt Catherine. Megan: Really? Drake and Josh: Yeah/Uh-huh. Megan: What're you talking about? Josh: When you're not around, he goes all berserk and tries to kill us. Drake: Yeah, we were trapped here by this demon dog. Josh: How'd you know we were here? Megan: Dad said you were stopping here and then picking me up, which you didn't. Megan: Where have you two been? You were supposed to pick me up two hours ago. Josh: That's our little sister out there, we've gotta help her! Drake: Alright. Megan: Drake? Josh? Josh: That is Megan, how does she know? Oh, no, she's outside with Tiberius! Drake: Oh, he'll eat her alive! Josh: C'mon! Dude! Drake: Well, just 'cause she gets eaten, doesn't mean we have to. Megan: Hello? Anybody home? Josh: Who's that? Drake: It sounds like Megan. I MEANT MY PHONE! Drake: Oh, well, that's gone. Josh: I knew the toilet still worked, Drake. Hayfer pees! Josh: Probably doesn't even work anymore. Drake: I'm not putting my hand in there! That's where Mrs. Drake: Dude, just let me try- Nice! Josh: It's your fault. Let me see it- Josh: No, I think I know our own number. Drake: You probably dialed the wrong number. The only time you do anything nice to me is after you caused me some kind of physical damage or emotional distress! You are never going to make up anything to me ever again! Drake: Wait, do these sound okay to you? Would you bring me the hot glue gun? Josh: NOT REALLY! Vicious Tiberius Drake: Well? Josh: No answer. Okay, no you're not, because that's when the badness happens. Tell you what, I'm going to make up to you, okay? Josh: No. man? Josh: You left me at hospital to be chemicaLY bathed! Drake: Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Josh: Oh, actually, it was quite soothing especially the part where they.OH, IT WAS HORRIBLE!! Drake: Kay, what up with the 'tude? Josh: D'you know what its like to get an involuntry chemical bath? it stings. I didn't say it wouldn't explode! Josh: I don't blame you so much for doing it, as I blame myself for not anticipating it.ĭrake: Hey, WATCH IT, WATCH IT!!! Woman: OPRAH!!! Oh, my god! Oprah! Somebody call for help! Josh: I RAN OVER OPRAH!!!
DRAKE JOSH SEASON 4 HINDI DUBBED FULL
Josh: Wow! This is really full of poison, isn't it? Megan: No! Josh: No, what then, huh, huh, huh, hot sauce some kind of extreme laxident? Megan: Oh, c'mon! I wouldn't let you eat a cake that make you sick on your birthday.

Josh Runs Into Oprah Josh: You made me a birthday cake? Megan: Uh-huh.
